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Casey Jones ([personal profile] jonesiseverywhere) wrote in [community profile] hfm_logs 2015-12-05 03:19 am (UTC)

Casey regards the kitten for a moment with amusement before leaning down to scoop her up. She's small enough to fit comfortably in one hand, so that's where she's going to sit while he scratches her. Since she asked so directly...and annoyingly.

"Yeah, well, they told us that humans were the dumb ones, like one of those numbers where they hijack all our TV signals to tell us they were gonna wipe us out. So they set up this black hole generator in the middle of the city, and we know it's about to go down for real."

He doesn't stop talking through the scan, and once it's over, he flips around in the chair, prompting an annoyed rrr from Delilah.

"So we get all our friends to come help in the fight, and we stop the Triceratons from settin' it off but we also can't kick their butts off our planet and they go to charge generator up again...so my friend April gets the bright idea to go talk to friggin' Shredder and get his help-OW!"

He didn't know he was squeezing Delilah as hard as he was until she expresses her displeasure in the direct language of kittens: by biting his hand. Between this and Ice Cream Kitty sharking people in card games? All cats are jerks. Casey lets her jump back to the floor, which is all the better to focus on the pie. Bones still makes the best pie and it helps soothe the anger he had worked himself up to a moment before.

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